WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



i-Ron 9:50 Fri Aug 14
Payet - we need a song
The bloke is magic. Let's get a catchy song for him because he's going to piss all over them tomorrow and he deserves it.

One Rule - You can't use the same old shitty songs we always hear. That's the I wanna go hooooooome one I mean in particular. Use your nut yeah?

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

collyrob 9:51 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
The only song we need is Alex

SecondOpinion 9:53 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Payet
Payet
Paradise
Whooo oooh oooh oh a whoo oh a whoo

No?

Sits down embarrassed

Swiss. 10:03 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
it's pronounced like 'pie' btw

i-Ron 10:06 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
It needs to be catchy. Repetitive. Sung with beers in hand. BOUNCY.

Mr Polite 10:09 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Give me a tune you want and i'll get to work on it.


The Ronny/Polite collaboration who have previously brought you:

1) John Pantsil - He comes form Africa, he's better than Kaka



erm and that's it.

worm 10:10 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Yellow submarine tune?

Impress me.

Your mum 10:11 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Oohhh Dimmi Dimmi..

Trevor B 10:12 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
He's Quick, He's French, He's put Nolan on the bench, Dimitri Dimitri.

cup of tea 10:14 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Oooo Dimi Dimi
One season at West Ham then he's off to Man U
Oooo Dimi Dimi

Josh 10:24 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
I like the

Oh, ho, ho
It's magic, you knoooow
Payet, Zarate, Sakhoooo

Trevor B 10:25 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
haha like that josh

The Dursley Massive 10:26 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
To Denis Denis by Blondie

Dimi Dimi with your eyes so blue
Dimi Dimi I've got a crush on you
Dimi Dimi I'm so in love with you oh oh


Oh Dimi doobedoo I'm in love with you etc

CryBabies 10:27 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Bye Bye Miss American Payet.

CryBabies 10:33 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Fly Fly Di mi tri Pay...et
Put the football on a plate for Maiga to sky..it

On The Ball 10:34 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
He's not really French,
He's not really French,
Dimi Payet,
Dimi Payet,
He's not really French!

Monk~koknee 10:35 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Five foot nine, drinks red wine
Not the type that Sam would sign
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Mr Polite 10:35 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
As requested - to the Tune of Yellow Submarine

In the land that he was born
A little Island far away
When they saw him kick a ball
All the locals would stop and say....

We all think Payet's the best we've ever seen
He should move to London's greatest football team.

We all think with West Ham Payet's got a chance
The fans will really love even though he came from France

Marston Hammer 10:36 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song

Mr Polite 10:09 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song


Yazoo - only you

Huffers 10:37 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Cant we put something in about his country not taking any notice of plane debris being washed up upon their land?

worm 10:38 Fri Aug 14
Re: Payet - we need a song
Mr Polite 10:35 Fri Aug 14

*Applause*

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